notes

I think this is more perception than reality

looks like he doesn't quite know what is expected of him and his team mates are on different wavelengths

You have a short memory, are naive or having too black and white a view of life.

remind me of an old sports car. Was great in its day, but the more you try to tweak little bits of the original, the weaker it starts to get. What we need is a new car. Out with the old, in with the new.

everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

pull him down syndrome

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".


21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of
"Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". Says "got to
go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in
Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart
multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" Several times, if the other
person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British
Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first
time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back
to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian
Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US